Admiral Snackbar - Important Notice!

The Admiral

It has recently come to my attention that the Snackbar was victim to a cruel prank.

It came to my attention after I noticed that sales were down since April 1. After some sleuthing, I found that someone had sent a message to my loyal customer base informing them of a change to the menu.

I beseech you to admonish the perpetrator of this act. I am not able to afford to seek legal action at present due to the unforeseen decrease in sales.

Please loyal customers, pay no heed to this message! I have no intention of changing the menu.

Rest assured that I would never make such a drastic change without consulation with you, my loyal customers!

With love and conviction,

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— The Admiral